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The first article will be on IcyIcy, since he gave me permission to do so. Consider it an example. Now then...
"But I'm a lovely person!" - IcyIcy, lying about himself
"Sure you are." - The author's responseOverview
IcyIcy, sometimes incorrectly referred to as "Jake", is an avid napoleonic enthusiast, despite claiming to be a sci-fi god. IcyIcy suffers from chronic designer's block, but some argue that this is just him being lazy. IcyIcy currently lives in your basement, scheming as usual...IcyIcy's final form
Contrary to popular belief, IcyIcy is not a human. Rather, he is a sentient block of frozen water with access to a computer. IcyIcy has also proven to be disadvantaged at typing simple sentences.Irrefutable proof of IcyIcy's disablityPersonality
Despite claiming to be a "nice guy", IcyIcy's personality is just as cold as his name. To date, IcyIcy has:
-Stepped on 1324 insects, all of which were trying to be friends
-Conned candy from 14 small children
-Clogged 9 public toilets
-Murdered nobody, but it's only a matter of time
As the list above clearly shows, IcyIcy is not to be trusted. IcyIcy generally does not enjoy being out in public, partly because people anger him, and partly because he'll melt.Interactions with other members
IcyIcy deeply despises nearly everyone on the forum, whether he'll admit it or not. IcyIcy is "friends" with everyone in an attempt to collect information which he then sells to multi-national corporations so that you get harassed nonstop by telemarketers. IcyIcy also enjoys showing off his MS Paint skills by creating silly space ships and techno-mages which then get plastered all over the place. However, as stated before, IcyIcy really loves ancients and napoleonics more than anything else in life. Period.